If you ever do your job really well, I’m coming to your office and throwing a stapler at your elbow. Some of us are still old-school and think the unwritten rules still need to be enforced.
- So unless you just woke up from a long nap that started Wednesday afternoon, you know that Marlins pitcher Jose Ureña hit Braves outfielder Ronald Acuña with the first pitch of the game on Wednesday for no reason other than he had homered four times in the last three games. Ureña was suspended for six games.