I’d been jonesing to write about Dillon Maples since watching him finish off the Mariners Wednesday night, but I couldn’t write anything Thursday morning because the content is NSFW. Or maybe it was because we were crippled by database and server issues that kept us from publishing anything for several hours.
Anyway, it’s late enough now for adult content and I really need some Maples sliders in my life after what has been an exceedingly odd evening. Let’s start with that outing against the M’s in which he struck out the side by throwing 13 sliders in 17 pitches.