Anthony Rizzo may have a tough time getting some sleep this week, but not because the buzz of a new season has reached its peak.
No, it was David Ross' "Dancing with the Stars" routine Monday night that may give Rizzo nightmares:
Magic @D_Ross3. What nightmares are made of. pic.twitter.com/tuLaZqqxmh
— Anthony Rizzo (@ARizzo44) April 4, 2017
— Anthony Rizzo (@ARizzo44) April 4, 2017
That's because Grandpa Rossy went full Magic Mike, to the point where he even gave his partner Lindsay Arnold a brief lap dance and also sported some six-pack abs*:
Rizzo told Ross two weeks ago in his DWTS debut he set the bar too high for himself, but Grandpa Rossy has upped the ante.