Cubs @ White Sox Series Review: Cubs Settle for Another Split against Southsiders

“The Chicago Cubs have won the Crosstown Cup! The Cubs come pouring out of the dugout, jumping up and down like a bunch of delirious 10-year olds…the Cubs have done it!”

Wait, did you not hear that on your broadcast? There must have been something wrong with mine. Maybe the champagne I sprayed all over my radio caused some kind of issue, but those things are going to happen when the Crosstown Cup is on the line.

Sure, the Cubs only won it on the weird technicality of a split resulting in the trophy remaining with the team that most recently won it, but they won it all the same. Surely all of the players are just as thrilled as you and I are. Just look at this shot of Javier Báez holding the…