If the Cubs can practice social distancing while celebrating a walk-off win, surely you can wear a mask at the grocery store.
— Cubs Insider (@realcubsinsider) August 2, 2020
Walk-off celebrations are a big deal in baseball at any level, with festivities including — but not limited to — ripping off the hitter’s jersey, dousing them with all manner of substances from the dugout, and crushing them under a heap of bodies. It’s one of the few times when it’s totally acceptable to not act like you’ve been there before.