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Cub Tracks wasn’t overheard in Mayfair

But Brandon Palmer was. His hair was perfect. In his head, we think he might still be there. He missed the interview, preferring to stay in his office with the door closed and take delivery of a crate of limes and ice. Unless I miss my guess, he’s viewing the proceedings with a gimlet eye. That would explain some of his decisions, like arbitrarily dropping Johan Camargo from the lineup the other day. Poor, poor pitiful Johan. It’s a good thing he’s not an excitable boy.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the simCubs dropped the opener to the simBoSox but there’s still hope for meatloaf.