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Cub Tracks, Soul Train, and Yu

Don Confucius here: Soul Train dancers rejoice! It’s almost time...

...and Yu and I are still no closer to breaking this impasse. The equipment has already arrived, which means baseball is just around the corner (see below). I’d feel better if Yu were in our corner, but I will understand if Yu is not. This is, after all, serious business, and Yu is my backup plan anyway. I fear the Beard isn’t coming back, though, only Theo’s hairdresser knows for sure. Or maybe his bartender? His barista?

Certainly any Tom, Dick, or Bruce would like to play at storied Wrigley Field, but there are always the filthy lucre equations to consider.