Me and a finite amount of untrained monkeys are proud to bring to you today’s neo-Shakespearean tragicomedy, courtesy of our sponsor, Monday.
I don’t like Mondays any better than Brenda Spencer did (except for Rick Monday, who was one of my favorite players), for reasons I don’t care to go into right now. Monday the 21st was no exception to the general rule and no baseball made it worse.
Today, though, there’s baseball, and dry floors, and that’s good enough for me. Always look on the bright side, Eric Idle. The Cubs are at .