Previously on this channel: Cub Tracks laid an egg, talked about things we like to call the Cubs’ schneidly whiplash, Kris Bryant said “...we’re pretty average”, we learned that John Andreoli is no Dan Vogelbach, and discussed other topics of the moment, brought to you by the singular magic of the infinite probability generator and the happy faces of hoopy froods everywhere.
It’s a fine Saturday in the desert. The cacti are blooming, the mourning doves are cooing, and the warm smell of carnitas rises up through the air...I just flew in from a planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse, and boy, are my arms tired.