In the interest of milking the drama from every moment by overhyping everything, let me just say that this is the best Cub Tracks ever, at the outset, the onset, the preface as it were, and thank you, Bruce Wolf.
The next Cub Tracks will be the next best. Ads infinitum. We aim to please, and we aim low.
“The column we need right now” — Joe Maddon.
“I am Groot” — Iron Maddon.
See what I mean?