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Cub Tracks marvels at the news

Fresh from its 36-hour command performance at TMC, Cub Tracks is once again free, and well-provisioned with a panoply of nostrums and injection and detection devices intended to prevent idiopathic blood-sugar surges. Plus a cool new bracelet and a score of so of puncture wounds. In other words, I’m in the best shape of my life. Round is a shape. And it’s a good shape for pin-cushions.

I’m awfully sweet — I got up to 617. Not to sugar-coat things, but it’s complicated. And that’s the end of that stuff. Baseball is complicated enough.