Pedro Strop went Fahrenheit 451! Kyle Ryan’s brain melted! Let’s hope those are red herring subplots and not the main story. I remember when firemen used to put out fires. That was more like Cat People.
You can’t make this stuff up. It didn’t end well. Still...
Only Ernie Banks and Ron Santo got there quicker. And...
Al will have full game details in his recap.
Here’s today’s Cubs News and Notes.