The lumber yard was apparently closed when the Cubs went to visit and they subbed dry spaghetti noddles with weak sauce. That’s the only way I can describe the offensive output Monday at Wrigley. It was so bad that a ball that Jason Heyward whacked off the top of the outfield wall went for a single. Plus the broadcast went sideways and I couldn’t holler loud enough to get it working properly.
It just wasn’t the Cubs’ day, and the Professor is tagged with a loss as a result. There weren’t any Cubs highlights.