Ye Gods! Paul Goldschmidt? Holy Schmidt! The Devil Birds always do that. Frickin’ Jim Edmonds, Mark McGwire, Edgar Renteria. And worse, the Bob Tewksburys of the world succeed in Redbird uniforms.
Career vs #Cubs:
Goldschmidt: 43 games, .353/.471/.699, 14 HR, 39 RBI
Mikeschmidt: 269 games, .292/.387/.598, 78 HR, 207 RBI— Christopher Kamka (@ckamka) December 5, 2018That promises to be fun. 19 games a year against a Cub mauler. Are we winning yet? Someday the Cardinals’ bill has to come due.