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Cub Tracks’ greasy kid stuff

It was a Happy Halloween for this reporter, who kept his edibles to himself and handed out jello shots. Wait, what? Yeah — we haven’t had any trick-or-treaters for years. Dios de la Muerte is more the style where I live. I made Black Sambuca and Cointreau jello shots in honor of the day and shared them with my neighbors before we performed our rituals watched Svengoolie’s feature presentation.

Nobody in their right mind is gonna give their edibles to kids. Let them get their own — those things are expensive. Hopefully you also enjoyed the thinning of the veil responsibly.