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Cub Tracks is of course on board with beheadings, as long as they’re televised. I won’t name any actual names but there are people who I would submit as possibilities for such treatment. It isn’t cruel if you do it quick and it isn’t unusual if you do a lot of it.

This is all very horrorshow but I’m on board with that as well. Does the name Berwyn mean anything to you? I knew it would. Pardon the plug, neighbor.