Pardon me a minute while I gather my thought.
ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?
Last time around the bend, Cub Tracks defied gravity, refusing to go deep into the well and completely avoiding the ledge event horizon in favor of the team just enjoying themselves. I of course take complete credit™ for the sweep and want only more fun. Triples are fun. I was watching Willson Contreras and remembering a game in which two not-so-swift Cubs and Leon Durham (paying right field!) had consecutive triples, back in the bad old days when Steve Henderson was one of our offensive forces and Jerry Morales did what the Jerry Moraleses of the world do.