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Cub Tracks cranks one out

No Cub Wednesday. I spent the time working and have four titles to debut before Hallowe’en from my new publishing company. DAMMIT! THAT HAS TO STOP! My carefully-cultivated image as a lazy stoner and resident crank is in danger. Well, maybe not the last part...

The usual narratives are in focus: Joe Maddon’s future, playoff uncertainty, cup snakes. If it were up to me I’d just ban beer but that’s largely because Binny’s isn’t giving me huge sums of filthy lucre, and besides, I live a couple of thousand miles away and don’t like large groups of people anyway.