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Cub Tracks crafts another winner

Previously, Cub Tracks passed on the chili. Weak sauce with cinnamon isn’t my favorite — I prefer meat loaf. Addison Russell made like Clark Kent and changed in a phone booth for that game. Good thing it wasn’t a Tardis. Tom Baker would look really funny at short. He’s supposed to be at first, but perhaps he didn’t succeed there.

(cue laugh track)

Moldy and Scowler forgive me. Marvin too. I’m sure I’m not the only one that’s puzzled by the current power outage. Where’s the kaboom?