Did I fail to mention that I have cats? We use brooms around here, hoping a little ‘stitiously to influence the gods of baseball.
Ba dum tiss.
In our previous edition, Cub Tracks raked the grounds, looking for a blind pig, an acorn, or something resembling Cubs commentary, unearthing a few ‘caveat emptors’ about Jake Arrieta and various other items for your infotainment pleasure...today we are using as few words as possible (literally a thousand) and a few pictures, and maintaining the all-important conceptual continuity.
Dahoo dahoo dahoo dorray.