Okay, stop me if you’ve heard this one before: A rock star, a supermodel, and a retired ballplayer walk into the bleachers, and…now I forget the punchline. It was going to be that Eddie Vedder dropped an F-bomb and Anthony Rizzo called an Ian Happ walk-off homer, which would have made for a perfect ending to Cindy Crawford’s first Cubs game, but the baseball gods don’t always play fair. Instead, Brad Keller surrendered his first run in 23 games to the Ray’s No. 9 hitter and the Cubs lost by a run.
Chicago Cubs Lineup (9/14/25): Busch Leads Off, Mo Baller Bats Cleanup, Castro in RF
