The Cubs drubbed the Brewers last night on Apple TV+, which was both good and bad for fans who weren’t able to watch. Bad because they missed a nine-run onslaught in the first two innings and a capper with Pete Crow-Armstrong‘s second homer of the evening. Good because they didn’t have to see that creepy af Bob Uecker statue thingy in the upper reaches of the ballpark. It’s like one of those Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench things they used to have at restaurants, except far less lifelike.
Even so, it looked better than the Brewers getting a mudhole stomped in them at the ballpark they get to call home for 75 games this year.