Breaking Bad: Kyle Schwarber’s Trouble with Slider and Curve Continue

I know you kids won’t remember this, but there was a time when having a baseball cap with a flat brim was considered among the most egregious fashion faux pas you could commit. Yes, more gauche than actually wearing them with the bill to the front. There was even a little doohickey called a “Perfect Curve” that you could use to form your bill just so.

But if I may pull you rudely off the path of our stroll down memory lane, I’d like to talk about someone with an inability to achieve anything close to perfection with the curve. Or the slider, for that matter. And though Kyle Schwarber can’t do anything about the golden sombrero he donned in Wednesday night’s loss, he may want to change the…