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Baseball history unpacked, June 29

We’ll have to settle for meatloaf. The simCubs scored a ton of runs Sunday. But the simYankees scored more. Jon Lester and Masahiro Tanaka and their gaudy stats looked like they were in the PCL as barrel met ball repeatedly in the first inning and sporadically afterward. Oh it was ugly. But the game looked great.

I wrapped the meatloaf in bacon and made barbecue sauce gravy. It’s the least I could do for you, oh simCubs fans.

Please ignore the parts of the highlights that say ‘Yankees’.