Well, we’re back with simCubs manager Brandon Palmer, a peculiar fellow with the awareness that he is only binary code but the ability to conduct himself as if he were meat. Regular reporter Ray Renfield is still overseas dealing with grave matters so I’ll do the interview myself once again, which will allow me to avail myself of his excellent Belgian whiskey and try on some 1s and 0s for myself.
CT — Good day, Brandon, or good night, since this is being “taped” on Thursday night. How are things in the simCubs’ universe?
BP — Evening, Cub Tracks.