I don’t know what you, the reader, will do with this information, but there be spoilers ahead. I mean, do you skip ahead so as not to be spoiled? But then, aren’t you going straight to the information I’m going to cover anyway? There’s a logic loop, but I’m gonna talk about the Heroes and Goats up here in the narrative today. This game was just too unique for me not to.
Before that, we start with the good stuff. First and foremost, the Cubs won a baseball game. They are six games over .500 for the first time since June 27, 2021.