Remembering Scottie Pippen's amazing Mr. Sub commercial

It would be disingenuous for any self-identifying millennial to sit here 24 years later and doubt the merits of what was considered cool in 1991. We're talking about a year in which Color Me Badd scored a No. 1 hit while looking like this and a time when grown ass adults were running around saying things like "Hasta La Vista, Baby". It was, objectively, a strange time to be alive.

This was the year "Nevermind" came out, the year the Bulls won their first NBA championship, and, most importantly, the year Scottie Pippen released the most mesmerizing local sandwich shop commercial in the proud history of this fine city. The entire thing is brilliant and needs to be preserved forever so future…