Bulls-Bucks matchup breakdown and series prediction

So the Milwaukee Bucks only beat the Bulls four times this season. Oh right, that's how many games the teams played one another. Recent history for the Bulls first round playoff series against the, sigh, defending NBA champion Bucks, is not encouraging.

Though I do enjoy the Sbarro's New York style pizza slice at the Lake Forest oasis on the I-94 tollway. I am seeking small pleasures at this point. Brats, by the way, are way overrated. Seriously, a spiced up fat hot dog. Imagine what went into making that.

Oh yeah, the game; I digress. Look, it's 0-0 ad they're all homo sapiens and NBA players, so anything can happen, right? Upsets are an NBA tradition. Nothing for the Bulls to lose and all…