2016 Chicago Bulls Media Day Analysis

And just like that, the canned responses and non-answers were flying, heralding the beginning of the 2016-17 NBA season and the Chicago Bulls Media Day.

Really, if you used the Tyler Pleiss Media Day Bingo Card, you were pretty much covered:

If you were lucky enough to catch the livestream of the Bulls press conference, you might have seen quite a few familiar faces a couple of new guys. Gar Forman and John Paxson fielded a few questions to kick things off, earlier than announced in true Forman fashion.

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