If you’re going to ask someone to prom, you either go big or you go sit at home watching “She’s All That” while occasionally staring at that corsage while eating a pint of Chubby Hubby and I wish you would really stop judging me…
Sorry, I digress: You either go big, or you go home, which is why this young prom-goer unleashed a bed sheet-sized collection of Chicago Blackhawks player name puns on his potential date.
Extra credit for avoiding the obvious “get your nails and Toews done.”
We'll assume, based on the evidence, that she said "yes.