Dear Mr. Ryan Pace,
I know we haven’t always seen to eye to eye.
I know you’re working very hard on bringing a sparkling, beautiful silver trophy back to pris-tine Soldier Field and its rightful home. (It is, after all, A Trophy That Cannot Be Named.) But like you, we — and I by we I mean the nation of passionate, knowledgeable, and incomparable Chicago Bears fans — are quite, I have to say, fired up. And, we’d love to, if you will, collaborate on such diligent efforts.
We have some ideas that even One Papa Bear (rest his soul on his navy and orange throne in Heaven above) would cer-tain-ly appreciate for their creativity and outright brilliance, if I do say so myself.