Dear Mr. Head Coach,
Your offense sucks.
I know that’s an abrupt way to start a letter, and may discourage you from reading any further, but I’ve never been known for my subtlety. Your offense isn’t struggling. It isn’t sub-average. It just flat out sucks. It sucks in America. It sucks in England. It sucks. And being an offensive-minded head coach, that’s on you.
Your left tackle, a damn good player, looks like he belongs in the XFL.
Your most dynamic weapon, Tarik Cohen, has been useless for five weeks.
Your quarterbacks, both of them, look like they left their playbooks in the men’s toilet at Rossi’s.