It's a cloudy Monday morning in Chicago. Summer has never felt farther away. The Cubs are about to play in Game 163, which is always a BLAST and surely will not provide the North Side with their next ulcer. Lauri Markanen is out for six to eight weeks.
LUCKILY, NONE OF THAT MATTERS BECAUSE THE BEARS WON BY 38 POINTS AND MITCH TRUBISKY IS THE NEW AARON RODGERS. Or something like that.
Twitter is oftentimes Very Bad, but on occasion -- rare, rare occasion -- Twitter can be Very Good. For instance, when you win a football game by 38 points and your franchise QB shows signs of life.