So the Chicago Bears lost by several points to the Los Angeles Rams. The Bears defense played worse than expected, and the offense—at times—played better than expected. The Bears gave up big plays, didn’t capitalize on opportunities, and didn’t catch any breaks. And to top it off, Matthew Stafford forgot to throw an interception.
Trying to fall asleep last night, I counted sheep like I often do. Only last night, the sheep had horns and they were abusing my favorite football team. They rammed those sinister spirals into the quads of Jason Peters, the ankle of Larry Borom, and the heart of our Beloved Staley.