If you’ve played organized sports, you’ve probably known someone like our guy. He’s the one who believes everything his coach tells him.
If his coach dedicates a game to the memory of an Alaskan Malamute named Champ who gave up his life in the name of bad-breath research, our guy draws paw prints on his basketball shoes and charges out of the locker room.
If his coach tells the team to run through a brick wall for him, our guy goes helmetless while his teammates hang back and discuss the indignity of having parents who set scandalously early curfews.