Bears football is back! Bears football is back! Bears football...is....bacccck.
The Bears trolled us for three and a half quarters. Everyone who doubted them was preemptively patting themselves on the back. Everyone who believed in them experienced the kind of existential crisis that can lead you to realize your own death is inevitable and allow you to start appreciating every moment of life again.
Bears offense gets off to a start!
On the Bears first drive, they snapped the ball, handed it off and made some actual football plays on a football field.