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Bears hit new low with humiliating loss in front of Taylor Swift

This game started off with potential. With the Bears facing the reigning champions after two thoroughly disappointing losses and a historically disastrous week at Hallas Hall, expectations could not have been lower. So this was the first realistic chance for the Bears to exceed expectations.

As an added bonus, I’ve already hit my limit of football-induced nausea watching the Packers improbable comeback victory. Nothing can hurt me now.

Update: The Bears exceeded expectations in the wrong direction.

Box Score

Oh dear, Taylor Swift is watching

If the Bears play anything like their first two games, I don’t want to hear the song she writes about their performance.