Let’s pretend that there’s no pandemic and that you’ve been invited to a party. I know: You pretend this at least five times a day.
You’re shocked you’ve received the invitation because several years earlier the host had let you know, in no uncertain terms, that you were not worthy of his time, his admiration or the price of a stamp.
You, being the reasonable, not-at-all-vindictive person that you are, RSVP him: “Are you kidding, you Repulsive, Stupid, Villainous Person?”
I bring this up because the Bears should – should – be one of the many teams interested in trading for Texans quarterback Deshaun Watson.