Bears news is now Martellus Bennett news - at least for now.
Why you say? Well, here's an excerpt from an absolutely jaw-achingly funny interview the Chicago Bears tight end did on The Pete Holmes Show recently:
Holmes: "It's good because you are a football man and you want an intimidating name..."
Bennett: "Well, I picked the Black Unicorn because, not just cuz it's intimidating, but mainly because it's magical and I feel magical everywhere I go...and not just because I'm (bleep)ing rainbows..."
Check out the rest of Bennett's star turn below, but beware of some NSFW language:
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