Chelsea spent a club record £97.5m on Romelu Lukaku but Blues fans are calling for the forward to be shipped back to Italy after Michy Batshuayi's five-goal rampage against Weymouth.
The non-league side were mown down 13-0 by a team featuring Thiago Silva, Callum Hudson-Odoi, Reece James, Ben Chilwell, Davide Zappacosta and Ross Barkley at the Blues' training base in Cobham.
Batshuayi failed to impress each of the managers who granted him chances at Stamford Bridge, but maybe now is his time to shine in west London.
The European champions' fans have sarcastically suggested their new signing should be sent back to Inter Milan after Batshuayi's quintuple.