Welcome to Chelsea, Liam Rosenior, and here, just for you, a special preview from the Brat Pack you must now try to turn into something resembling a sensible side.
It was in the 22nd minute when Rosenior, watching from Craven Cottage’s swish seats next to co-owner Behdad Eghbali, witnessed Fulham goalkeeper Bernd Leno launch the ball long, Harry Wilson sprint on to it, and, clear as day, Marc Cucurella drag him down as the last man.
Cucurella represented Chelsea’s seventh red card of the season in all competitions – each one shown to a different player – and it would be eight if we included former head coach, Enzo Maresca.