Wait, why is Kemba Walker dressed up like Chuck Norris?

Come next month, it’s within the realm of possibility that the Charlotte Hornets will get to see Kemba Walker wearing an NBA All-Star uniform for the first time.

Should that happen, however, it’s unlikely the point guard would look as memorable in that Eastern Conference getup as he does in a cowboy hat, a duster coat and a longhorn belt buckle – an ensemble he gamely sports in a so-intentionally-bad-it’s-good marketing campaign aimed at getting him to New Orleans for the Feb. 17-19 All-Star Weekend.

The cornerstone of the campaign is a series of videos that can be found at the “Walker, Charlotte Ranger” website; and yes, you might groan upon realizing that this is a play on “Walker, Texas…