Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heinicke.
How many times do you think Carolina Panthers backup quarterback Taylor Heinicke has heard that one? He’s got the sort of last name that is just fun to say – it sounds like a combination of a beer and a body part.
You pronounce his surname HIGH-na-key, and honestly, Panthers fans don’t want to have to say it too often. To do so in the regular season would mean that Cam Newton is injured. If that happens, no matter who Newton’s backup is, the offense would sustain a crippling blow.