Welcome back for another luxurious weekend at your favorite 1st-round GMs humble abode!
No article from me this weekend because, quite frankly, I didn’t ask for any of this! And I have no money! I’m only in this situation because of dues I couldn’t afford to pay and I’m now being held captive by the staff and forced to work off my debt against my will.
I’m fairly certain I’m located somewhere underground. There are no windows and it’s very dark in here. The only light I have available to me is my laptop screen, but it’s at 8% now and draining fast.