The environment toxic like a high dose of radium
Carolina had started with a six-and-two mark
But then things fell apart and with a stench reaching heaven
The Panthers inexplicably lost all their next seven
Pittsburgh beat us so bad that we all left with frowns
The Saints only scored twelve but our offense it farted
Then we lost to the Falcons as Heinicke started
Now with six wins to nine losses the season is dead
While hopes of high draft picks now dance in our heads
With things being somber the fans could just laugh
As Riverboat Ron boldly fired his staff
But Coach was missing the players deserved
As half of our squad landed on injured reserve
On Daryl!