Well, folks, the day is here at last. We are finally going to re-identify our de-identified data so that we can analyze the results of our collection with all the patience, nuance, and context that this level of science deserves: In short, we’re cutting it down to quarterback wins as the most important statistic.
Just kidding. While the quarterback is obviously the most important moving piece on the field, football is, and has always been, a team game. This week we’re just giving you the names of the until-now totally secret Quarterbacks A and B so that y’all can start to discuss this revelatory information on your own.