Hello devoted readership of Cat Scratch Reader. I’m Dino. You may remember me from a prior article I wrote several years back, and Erik has welcomed me again to correspond with you regarding your upcoming loss against my New York Giants, aka the G MEN BABAAAAAYYYY!! Can you believe he’d actually have me back? I mean, it’s not like he had a choice in the matter... what with the late night phone calls and disguised voice box and what not.
Anyways, he’s informed me I’m supposed to be more brief this time. You know what else was brief?