Don't mind me. I'm just sitting here skimming through Sunday's NFL scores, looking for things to overreact and under-react to. Whoa -- wild Sunday afternoon. The Dak Prescott injury is just brutal. Is the 49ers' score a misprint? The Browns are 4-1! One loss too many, at long last, for Dan Quinn, as the Falcons remain the only winless team outside of New Jersey.
And the Raiders beat the Chiefs.
Yes, really. It checks out. Raiders 40, Chiefs 32. Derek Carr outplayed Patrick Mahomes, just like we all expected he would.