If you came out of the first round thinking “wow, we might get some real craziness in the Stanley Cup Final,” I regret to inform you that the 2019 Stanley Cup Final is remarkably chalky.
In one corner, we have the Boston Bruins, a 107-point juggernaut that holds the misfortune of being in the same division with one of the greatest regular-season teams of all time - not that it really mattered, given that the Tampa Bay Lightning soiled the bed and opened the door for the Bruins to have home-ice advantage for the entire playoffs.