Remember what it was like when a new kid showed up in class and immediately started making straight A’s on every assignment? Like, I’ve been sitting here for years struggling on everything, and here comes Bobby Brainiac waltzing in like he owns the place and putting all of us to shame. Ugh. I bet he got the big stuffed animal that was the grand prize in the school fundraiser too.
Well, Brent Burns is probably going home with that gigantic stuffed walrus this year.
Yes, Jaccob Slavin (for the fourth year of the past five!) retains his spot at the top of the chart, but look at who was just six thousandths of a grade point behind him: his defensive partner.